lanashiftdelrey:

coming out of your room at 3 am and seeing your parents

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officialunitedstates:

sometimes the ones we love the hurt the most are the closest the ones that we love the least the most love hurt sometimes

(via tambeau)

stoned-levi:

Excuse me ma’am but I’ll have to slap you in the face yeah no sorry if you’re rude to the employees they’re allowed to slap you in the face its store policy mmhm yeah so sorry for the inconvenience please hold still

(via tambeau)

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kingcheddarxvii:

*competitive melee player voice* got some brawl goin on? not melee but I’ll go a round aha. you only have wii remotes? guy’s c’mon you’re killin me here. pass me the classic controller *bad impression of the announcer* CHOOSE YOUR CHARACTER!! aha. do you guys play stock? I’m…

maingrl:

drunktrophywife:

unfollovving:

IS THIS TRUE????

who knows!!! But what I do know is that you harassed many underage girls for nudes.

which is illegal

maingrl:

drunktrophywife:

unfollovving:

IS THIS TRUE????

who knows!!! But what I do know is that you harassed many underage girls for nudes.

which is illegal

(via preeeow)

sebastian-stand:

dioburandou:

zolro:

I love it when Google Chrome screws up and they’re like “Fuck it here’s a tiny dinosaur pixel”

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NOOO WHY DOES NO ONE GET IT REMEMBER THE SCENE IN ‘MEET THE ROBINSONS’?

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GOOGLE CHROME SHOWS THAT LITTLE DINOSAUR PIXEL BECAUSE THEY CAN’T REACH THE WEBPAGE

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alt-johnny:

bumblebee crotchbath looks good here

alt-johnny:

bumblebee crotchbath looks good here

(Source: binkshapiro, via cumfort)